HAVE YOU SEEN THE ADIDAS GURU
HE'S WEARING NIKE SHOE'S
HE'S COVERED IN GOLDEN JEWELLERY
AND HE WANTS MONEY TOO
….....MONEY TOO

YOU WON'T FIND HIM IN THE MOUNTAIN
UNLESS THERE'S A TOURIST OR TWO
HE'S NOT ONE WITH MEDITATION
BUT HE'LL SELL DRUGS TO YOU

HAVE YOU SEEN THE ADIDAS GURU
HE'S WEARING NIKE SHOE'S
HE'S COVERED IN GOLDEN JEWELLERY
AND HE WANTS MONEY TOO
….....MONEY TOO

HE CHASES WESTERN WOMEN
HE HOPES TO CATCH A FEW
WITH TALK OF TANTRIC YOGA
REALLY HE HASN'T GOT A CLUE

HAVE YOU SEEN THE ADIDAS GURU
HE'S WEARING NIKE SHOE'S
HE'S COVERED IN GOLDEN JEWELLERY
AND HE WANTS MONEY TOO
….....MONEY TOO

HE WANTS TO TAKE YOU WITH HIM
SAYS NIRVANA HE'S GOING TOO
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE COMES FROM
BUT HE WILL STICK TO YOU

HAVE YOU SEEN THE ADIDAS GURU
HE'S WEARING NIKE SHOE'S
HE'S COVERED IN GOLDEN JEWELLERY
AND HE WANTS MONEY TOO
….....MONEY TOO

HE'LL CATCH YOU WITH CONVERSATION
SPIRITUAL MUMBO JUMBO
CLAIMS HE'LL GIVE YOU SALVATION
BUT THAT JUST ISN'T TRUE

HAVE YOU SEEN THE ADIDAS GURU
HE'S WEARING NIKE SHOE'S
HE'S COVERED IN GOLDEN JEWELLERY
AND HE WANTS MONEY TOO
….....MONEY TOO

ENDLESS TALK OF KARMA
WHEN HIS IS OVERDUE
BECAUSE MONEY IS HIS DHARMA
AND HIS POOJA IS YOU

HAVE YOU SEEN THE ADIDAS GURU
HE'S WEARING NIKE SHOE'S
HE'S COVERED IN GOLDEN JEWELLERY
AND HE WANTS MONEY TOO
….....MONEY TOO

YOU GOTTA PAY TO POOJA
YOU GOTTA PAY TO POOJA
YOU GOTTA PAY
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